Don't Achy breaky my heart

Where It All Started

It was the summer of '91 the crowds were
bigger and the music was louder and the men were hotter. This was the best summer of my life. I was alone on a warm summer day wondering what I should do when I got word that a band was playing, being the shy girl I am I didn't want to go, but my friend Andrew talked me into going. We all piled in my friend Malaena's car. All my friends loved to party but I guess I wasn't in to that. See I had never been drunk... until that night. When we got into the arena the crowd was full of girls wearing nothing but short shorts and a bra and the men were all shirtless. This was a nightmare! I hate being left out more than my anxiety so I took the bottle of captain Morgan from Malaena and I chugged 1/2 of the bottle. Then the lights went out, the screaming was so intense and I could feel the alcohol flowing through my body making me fearless. Then I saw him, the glistening of his intensively moisturized mullet and his chest hair peeking out of his low cut shirt. I knew he was mine and I would do whatever it takes to get him.