Private between Swazz and y/n.
---Y/n babeeee
Swazz yes?
Y/n I love pizza
Swazz what about me?!
Y/n who are you?
Swazz princesssssss
Y/n yes?
Swazz I love youuuu
Y/n I love you more
Swazz no, I do!
Y/n no, I do!
Swazz nope
Y/n yes
Swazz nope
Y/n yes
Swazz nope
Y/n yes
Swazz nope
Y/n yes
Swazz nope
Y/n fine😭
Swazz aw babygirl, I'm sorry
Swazz I'll come over with pizza, chocolate and candy?
Y/n yessss
Y/n and some of that dick😏😂
Swazz mk😉
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Swazz is so cute, he could bang me 24/7- nvmI roast this one specific guy
Here are some roasts I have used on him:
"Your mum really was being sarcastic when she said she wanted another baby"
"You're as fake as Kim Kardashians ass"
"I may be ugly, but thank god I'm not you"
"Look in the mirror- oh wait you can't, 'cause it'll shatter"
"The only mistake here is you"
Him: that wasn't supposed to happen
Me: "you weren't supposed to happen"
So feel free to use some of these on anyone😂
Requests are always open babes (I also do boyxboy, so if you're male then I can always do one for y'all)
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