jongjong:
YOURE MY ONE AND ONLYY
satansoo:
well u ditched that
seahoon guy pretty quick
jongjong:
YAY U CAME BACKKKKK
jongjong:
and yeah sehun is a lil
fucker i cant stand him
satansoo:
do you rlly have
no other friends
jongjong:
well theres tao but
were not rlly frenz
bc he keeps making
fun of me for not having
a boyfriend when he
doesnt have one either
like wtf
satansoo:
are all your friends gay lol
jongjong:
ye i think they are tbh
jongjong:
do u mind?
satansoo:
why would i mind
jongjong:
cus if u want to
be friends with me
satansoo:
why would i want to
be friends with you
jongjong:
um bc im cool???
satansoo:
u dont sound like it
satansoo:
u sound like a whiney
bitch with no friends
satansoo:
oh wait
jongjong:
oh my god you're
so mean :((((((((((((
satansoo:
anyway bye
jongjong:
WHY DO U ALWAYS
LEAVE ME HERE ALONE
satansoo:
bc you're stupid
jongjong:
thats not even a reason :(((((
satansoo:
it is now bitch
jongjong:
u nasti
satansoo:
ik i mean there is
a reason for my
username duh
jongjong:
r all satansoos
evil or smth?!?!?!
satansoo:
omg u r dumb
satansoo:
dumber than i thought
jongjong:
hEY
satansoo:
satan is the devil
u dipshit. im satan.
ppl dont like me. get it
jongjong:
awwww that sounds
like u have it hard
r u okay rn
satansoo:
dude i like being evil
satansoo:
dogs jump when
i stare at them
jongjong:
wtf
satansoo:
what its fun
jongjong:
sureeeeeeeeeeeee
jongjong:
anyways what should
i do about my bitch friend
satansoo:
im right here
jongjong:
OMG UR MY FREND?!?!?!?!?!
satansoo:
no im a bitch
satansoo:
SIKE
jongjong:
:((((((( but what should
i do to sehun tho when
he comes back
satansoo:
if he comes back
jongjong:
HEY HE WILL COME
BACK ONE DAY WHEN
THAT HOE BOYFRIEND
OF HIS FINDS A BETTER
MAN OKAYYYYYYYY
satansoo:
u have so much faith
jongjong:
HES CALLED LUHAN
OF COURSE I HAVE NO
FAITH. WHAT KIND OF
A DICK NAME IS LUHAN
satansoo:
idk smthng in chinese
jongjong:
BUT WHAT SHOULD
I DOOOOO IN THE
MEANTIMEEEEE
satansoo:
idk probably kys
jongjong:
ARE U SRSLY
ENCOURAGING SUICIDE
satansoo:
ye maybe
jongjong:
k brb
jongjong:
lol OR NOT
satansoo:
that wasnt funny
satansoo:
ur not funny
jongjong:
heY IM FUCKIN
HILARIOUS JUST U
WAIT AND SEE
satansoo:
watever
jongjong:
i rlly need to find
the right user 4
sehun or he wont
kno how mad i am
satansoo:
how did u even
find mine
jongjong:
clicked randomly
cus i was hangry
satansoo:
tf is a hangry
jongjong:
hungry and angry.
u mustbe heard that befote
satansoo:
typosssssss
jongjong:
shut up
satansoo:
k ill go kms
jongjong:
STOP JOKING ITS
NOT FUNNI DONT
DIE PLSSSSS
satansoo:
i wasnt rlly
planning on it tbh
satansoo:
too far away from
the han river
jongjong:
HA. SO U R KOREAN
satansoo:
i never said that
jongjong:
o
satansoo:
go to sleep dumbass
satansoo:
dont message me again
satansoo:
i dont want to kno u. bye.
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionKAISOO / ❝oOps rolled into ur DMs❞ when jongin sends a message to his best and only friend, he doesn't realise the user he's actually texting is not disloyal oh sehun but someone else entirely. however maybe the chance meeting was an act of fate. w...
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