// a convertible ride//

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az i stepped into guys hot pink rolls royce convertible, i was greated with the smell of fries and heart disease. 

we started to drive. guy turned on the radio. sum nickelback came on.

"look at this PHOTOGRAPHED!!" guy belted

i was so shook. " wow, ur voice sounds like the angel babies of a thousand suns"

he took his eyes off the road and gently placed his hand on my shoulder. " you are the sun, babeeyyz" 

i was speedcheless. he leaned in to kiss me with his lizard lips, but stopped abruptly.

"were hear"

i looked up, and saw what can only be descriped as a shack, like mixing a kardashian mashion and shrekz house. the yard was littered with plastic gnomes, various chain resteraunt wrappers, a single croc, and childrens toys.

"where are we?" i asked, slightly frightened

"we are at your new house" guy sayed


to be continueded......

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