♡ SpiderMan Imagines Andrew Garfield & Tom Holland♡

♡Conversations you'll most likely have with Peter Parker♡

(A/N): I haven't done one of these in a long time and I was super low on inspiration so here's this god awful thing

Warnings: none

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"H-Hey, I'm Peter Parker,"

"Hey Cutie, I'm (Y/N),"

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"Hey (Y/N), did you do the calculus homework, I can't figure out number 7 and-"

"Peter, I saw you finish that homework in class today, if you wanted to hang out you could have just told me,"

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"Pssst, Pete, what's the answer to number 3?"

"If I knew dating you would have involved helping you cheat on homework I-"

"You'd what Parker?"

"I'd....I'll go buy you the flowers now,"

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"Peter....what is this sticky stuff all over your door knob- please tell me it's not-"

"NO IT'S NOT (Y/N)!"

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"Why were you late to chemistry?"

*Peter obviously trying to hide his spider suit*

"I uh- I slept in late?"

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"Peter, you've been working on this project all night, I think you need to sleep,"

"No (Y/N)," *Peter yawning* "I've gotta get this sheet of work done,"

"I'm going to rip your paper to shreds if you don't stop working right now,"

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"Peter! What happened to your eye!"

"I hit my head on my bedside table this morning?"

*Hiding his suit once again*

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"Peter, I just found this suit-"

"(Y/N) DROP THAT RIGHT NOW!"

"Oh my god- this is- you're the-"

"I'm not, I'm really not-"

"You're spiderman?"

"No, no, no, this is just a costume for uh- for theater!"

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"I can't believe you didn't tell me you were spider man,"

"I didn't want you to get tangled up in all the crime, what I do is kinda illegal,"

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"Shit Peter, I think he may have broke your nose,'

"I can't go home at 3 in the morning with a broken nose!'

"Then stay here, I'll explain it all to May in the morning,"

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"Here, I've got an icepack for you,"

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"Since someone decided to break their foot, cough cough Peter, I bought your favorite icecream and all the Star Wars movies,"

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"You should take me through the city sometime,"

"With my webs?"

"Yeah,"

"Do you know how dangerous that is?"

"You say that like danger isn't your middle name,"

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"(Y/N)! (Y/N)! I got to go to Germany and fight these grown ass people, and Mr. Stark was there and so was Captain America and- and-"

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"Hey, I found this old gameboy at the thrift store, you wanna take a look at it?"

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"You seriously declined a mission because of homework?"

"It's AP history (Y/N)!"

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"You need to eat Pete, I cooked you some food,"

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"Are you and Wade a thing?"

"(Y/N)! He's like twice my age and he's a guy and-"

"I'm taking that as a yes,"

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"Did you know you're really cute?"

"I'm not cute,"

"Yeah you are, especially in that suit of yours,"

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"Look at dat Spidey ass,"

"(Y/N), can you stop poking my butt?"

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"Peter! Do you understand how dangerous this is! You could have died!"

'But I didn't, did I?"

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"Be safe Peter,"

"I always am,"

"I love you,"

"I love you too (Y/N),"

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"For a cute nickname can I call you my little spiderling?"

"No, god (Y/N), what kind of a nickname is that?'

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"Can I stitch you up?"

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"I can mend that hole for you, I took sewing last year,"

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"Goodnight (Y/N),"

"Goodnight....spiderling,"

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Credit to this-ginger-has-no-soul on tumblr