how to entertain (the wrong way) ((interactive))

script attempt #1

[episode ?: Campfire]

(A small fire crackles, flames lighten everyone's face)

Magma: did you guys have to use me to start the fire?!

(Everyone exchanges looks and laughs)

Raging: you were the only source of heat we had 

(raging's smile widens as he reaches for his bag and pulls out a blunt)

Nyan: that's the fourth one this trip! how many do you have?!

Raging: my negro, don't worry about it.

(Lykos and zakira scoff and roll their eyes. Nyan notices their annoyance and plays with her tail)

Nyan: how about we tell some stories?

(Magma picks a stick off the ground and sticks it in his hair, igniting it)

Magma: about what?

(nyan stares into the trees into for a while, her tail twitches as her eyes light up with excitement)

Nyan: Our favorite memories!

(Lykos stiffens and darts his eyes immediately into the flame. Raging notices his strange behaviour as he flicks away the blunt)

Raging: what's wrong boo? cant seem to find any memories inside that nonexistent brain of yours?

(lykos picks up a rock and throws it at raging, hitting him in the crotch. raging falls over in pain and everyone explodes into laughter)

Zakira: well then, who's going first?!

(Nyan shoots a paw up in the air)

Nyan: I will!

Flaaaaasshhhhhbaaaaackkkkkk

(nyan is running in a field of flowers with kittens by her side. A kitten trips and titanic's my heart will go on starts playing. a single tear rolls down her face)

Magma: I'll go next!

(Magma is climbing up a tree with his fr- raging interrupts)

Raging: I'll show you dudes what a real memory is!

(the whole flashback has been censored for the sake of our viewers. Magma and Nyan are frozen with fear, their eyes wide open.)

(Lykos has trouble remembering anything, but a sudden a flashback fills his vision. a single poker card laid still on the floor. torn up, fragile. his ears buzz with the screams and gunshots filling the air. he feels cold. really cold)

(everyone sits in silence as they look at lykos with a pained look on his face. Zakira is nervous and shuffles around in her seat. she pokes lykos on the arm once, and regrets everything)

Nyan: is he awake yet?

Magma: I dont know...

Raging: i know what might  wake him up.

(Raging walks over to lykos and slowly pokes him. lykos snaps awake and throws him onto the ground)

Zakira: totally what i was expecting.

Magma: hey zakira, its your turn now!

(zakira, just like lykos, stiffens. She laughs nervously and averts her eyes into the forest.)

Zakira: I cant really recall most of  my childhood.

Nyan: at least try to tell us what you remember!

(white noise, static. a scream from a female and a male. static. tv static. a demon appears. black fluid oozes from zakira's mouth. everyone turns pale and start to slowly get up)

Nyan: she's not going to...

(zakira snaps out of the flashback and quickly smiles)

zakira: why is everyone so scared all of a sudden? 

(silence fills the area as zakira wipes the ooze of with her sleeve)

Lykos: why don't we...Roast marshmallows?

(everyone agrees and pulls out a marshmallow. except raging, who has pulled out a large blue dildo. Zakira and Nyan laugh uncontrollably while magma and lykos, force thee dildo out of his hands and throw it into the river.)

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