Supposed to be a 'Nerd' !

"I'm sorry!"

I don't know why but it's always felt weird talking to Vikram, I don't know why. But then again when I was actually friends with the sidemen (for that one week) he was always the quiet one, that's why I didn't think he'd go along with the rest of them.

Out of all of them I thought that he would have been the one to stop it but after the first time he hit me it's never been the same. It's never really fit him to talk and act like the others though but it's not really any of my business to whatever.

"I thought that was going somewhere else with that speech." He said but had to raise his voice a bit so I could hear. None of the sidemen ever really start conversations with me so I don't really know what to say, we sit at the table like complete twats just avoiding eye contact for about 5 minutes.

"Um so about th-" he started but was cut off by Garry lifting me straight out of my seat and hoisted me over to the bar and plonked me down on top of it, I look back at Vikram and see him coming towards the bar and Simon and Jide walking back in.

"A drink for the bride to be!" He shouted at the bartender who looked scared shitless by the three huge guys with tattoos and who are built like brick shit houses in front of him.

"What can I get for you love?" He asked after regaining his composure and leant forward on the bar as I jump down and face him, he gets even more of an ego boost when he gets a decent view of my cleavage as well.

"I'll tell you what sugar tits! You put a shot of everything in a glass and if I can finish it in 30 seconds it's free, if I don't I'll give you a straight £50 for it?!" I say and the man looks like he doesn't know what to do.

I've done this a few times before whilst I was out with Kelly in Manchester one Saturday night and let's just say she didn't wake up where she expected to and I ended up in the middle of a main road wrapped around a traffic cone!

Oh and the only really I called him sugar tits it 1. Because I love Gavin and Stacy (if you haven't watched it you should) and 2. Because you could tell he was puffing out his chest, his top is to tight and you can see his 'pecks' through the top.

"Uh I'll ask the manager." He said and pushes a button on the wall next to him, he went off to serve other people until an older man came over to him.

"What's the matter Tim? I'm busy." He said and gave me a look, okay this man needs a good kick up the arse. He's dresses in a pair of shiny black shoes, plain black dress trouser and a half done up black shirt. He was greasy black hair slicked back, yellow teeth that make me want to gag and a huge hickie under his chin with bright pink lipstick stains around it!

"This lady has made an order that I don't know how to deal with." He said and gestured to me and the men behind me with his hand, I stay stood where I am and put my hand on my hip with an eyebrow raised at the disgusting man in front of me.

At least the cocky one looks clean!

"Right. Uh, well, hu hum. What is it that you ordered miss?" He asked with both of his hands on the bar in front of me, he even has the audacity to smirk at me. I'm gunna wipe that smirk right off his face.

"You put a shot of everything in a glass and if I can finish it in 30 seconds it's free, if I don't I'll give you a straight £50 for it?!" I say and the manager gets this cocky look on his face that I wanted nothing more than to wipe it clean off with a decent fucking slap right across his face.