Kenny x Reader - Birthday

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"(Y/n)!!!!"

"Ughhhh." You groan, smacking your for head with the palm of your hand.

"(Y/n) Joe wants you."

"I heard him." Coming out from behind the counter you pass by Heidi and head into the back office with a frown on your face.

"What?" You grumble to your boss who was currently sitting behind his desk with with an angry look plastered onto his face.

"Do you know who I just got off the phone with?" Rolling your eyes subtly so he wouldn't notice you reply, unenthusiastic.

"No."

"A customer who came in earlier today just called me."

'Shit.'

"He said that you threatened to rip his balls off and shove them down his throat." You raise your hands in defense.

"Okay I know that seems really bad, but this guy came up behind me while I was restocking and groped my butt!"

"That's no reason to threaten our customers! He also informed me that he will not be coming back and that he's taking his business elsewhere!.....I should dock your​ pay for this....But I would be willing to do you a favor and let this one slide, if you were to do me a favor." He leans forward, smirking and you raise an eyebrow. Then it clicks.

"Are you kidding me?! That's disgusting!" His smirk falls.

"You're lucky I'm in a forgiving mood today or I might've just fired you. Now I do believe you owe me two favors." You stand up, pissed.

"Screw you I quit! And you'll be lucky if I don't press charges for sexual harassment!" Storming out of his office you take off your uniform hat and throw it in a nearby trash can. Your boss screaming at you from the back doorway.

"(Y/n) you're fired!" Without even turning around you throw your hand up, flipping him off while walking out of the store. You pull out your phone and text your boyfriend to see if he wants to hang out. Now that you're out of work early.

You - Hey Ken, I'm out of work early today. Want to watch some movies or something?

His response is almost immediate but causes you to sigh.

Kenny - I'm sorry love, but I got called in to work a little bit ago and I won't get out for another couple of hours. Maybe try texting Wendy, Stan's here and says she should be free.

You - It's okay. Yeah I'll shoot her a text. Tell Stan I said hi.

Kenny - Will do beautiful! <3

Even though you're a bit disappointed you can't see Kenny right now, you smile at his text and send one to Wendy.

You - Hey Wendy I got out of work early, want to hang for a bit?

Again the response is almost immediate.

Wendy - Yeah! You should come over and we can go to the mall!

You - Okay, I'm heading over now. ;-)

Wendy - Great! Can't wait to see you!

You - Same!

Turning around you begin your walk to Windy's house feeling slightly better.

(Time Skip)

You arrive at Wendy's and knock on the door, waiting for someone to answer. Within seconds it opens with Wendy standing on the other side.

"Mom! Dad! I'm heading to the mall with (y/n) for a while, be back later!"

"Okay dear, have fun!" They call before she closes the door and you both climb into her mom's car.

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