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April Fools! (Late Edition)

Quick A/N:

This chapter took a bit of time mainly because I was quite busy with transferring to a community college near home. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy! 

-Slenderman:

After a long day from school, you trudged back home in a very tired state.  From the long lectures from Chemistry, to the ridiculous amount of book work from your crude Calculus teacher, you just wanted to flip high school the bird and face-plant on your bed. 

You swung open the front door to find an eerie silence, with no sign of Slender anywhere. The only sound you heard was muffled noises coming from upstairs. In confusion, you sat your (Favorite Color) bookbag on the floor to investigate.

As you slowly approached the stairs, taking a slow pace, the noises got louder and you could make out the slight moans and groans coming from your bedroom. Anger quickly coiled in your body, and in a rush you sprinted up the flight of stairs, almost breaking the door hinges off as you swiftly opened the door to see two figures in bed, a more familiar white bald traitor on top thrusting.

"Slenderman of the Slendy Brothers, you cheating bastard!" you yelled as you flew on top of him in rage. Slenderman faked a grimace as you slowly realized he was "thrusting" in a set of pillows and a wig.

"April Fools, (Y/N)" he chuckled as you blushed. You slapped his bare muscular chest as he kissed your cheek.

"You're an ass," you mumbled.

-Jeff The Killer:

"Jeff, somethings in my water" you faked a whine.

You and Jeff were enjoying lunch in your living room, as well as (Insert Your Favorite Anime or Movie) was on. Since it's the 1st of April, you decided to prank Jeff, who was horribly oblivious to his demise.

He leaned slightly into the open bottle of water in confusion. 

"(Y/N), I don't see anything, though" he said. With everything in place, you slyly slapped both ends of the water bottle, causing a volley of H20 to fly in Jeff's eyes. 

He howled in pain as you doubled over in laughter, clutching your stomach.

"Not funny, (Y/N)!" he screamed as he vigorously rubbed his eyes.

-Eyeless Jack:

You lied patiently on the uncomfortable floor, waiting for EJ to come home. For April Fools, you decided to go over-the-top with a prank that would scare EJ shitless. With fake blood drenched on your clothing, and make-up smeared on your face and arms to look like severe wounds, you slowed your breathing as you heard the sound of a turning doorknob.

The door swung open as you heard the sound of footsteps come near you, you scrunched up your face in confusion as they now began to drift away from you.

"Nice try, (Y/N), you're not getting me with that failed excuse for a prank" you heard EJ chuckle.

"EJ, that's why your dickgame is weak", you fired back in embarrassment. 

-Laughing Jack: 

"Here ya go, (Y/N)," LJ chimed as he gave you a plate of Oreos. 

"Thanks," you smiled as you gave him a peck on his lips, then began to devour the Oreos. LJ looked at you with a goofy smile as you recoiled in disgust, spitting out the chocolate cookies.

"What the hell did you do to my babies", you yelled as you brushed your tongue with your fingers in disgust. The cookies tasted alright until you got to what you thought was vanilla cream, but turned out to be minty toothpaste. LJ howled in laughter as you gargled some (Your Favorite Soda) soda. 

"Not cool, you whore, not cool!" you grimaced.

-BEN DROWNED

You were listening to Lorde's new song "Green Light", as you read some stories on WattPad, when suddenly you heard a loud scream coming from downstairs. In a fit of worry, and scared shitlessness, you rushed downstairs to see BEN lying in a pool of blood.

"BEN, my sugarlumpkins!" you screeched as you knelt beside BEN's dying body. He coughed loudly then began "hyperventilating".

"Blood, blood, then, death", he fainted, then soon began cackling (Lmao comment if you know where that is from~)

"BEN?" you questioned as he rolled over laughing. 

"You should've seen the look on your face," he breathed through his heavy laughter.

In realization that this was all a prank, you shoved BEN roughly, which caused him to face-plant into the fake blood. 

"Hee hee, my ass, you oaf", you mumbled, rubbing your head from the incoming migraine you were recieving.

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

I ALSO HAVE AN UPDATE ANOUNCEMENT!

SO THE GUY AT THE STORE, I WENT THERE TODAY A FEW HOURS AGO TO BE EXACT TO GET SOME FOOD. AND THE GUY WAS LIKE CHECKING ME OUT I GUESS, THEN WHEN I WENT TO PAY FOR THE FOOD THE STORE OWNER ASKED IF HE WAS LOOKING AT ME AGAIN. THEN I SAID "IT WAS NO PROBLEM, TRUST MEH" THEN HE SAID AND I QUOTE.......

"Maybe he's in love..."

I. ALMOST. DIED. 

I LEGIT CHOKED ON THIN AIR, AND WAS LIKE "EH I DOUBT IT" BUT IN MY MIND I WAS FREAKING THE FREAK OUT OH MY GOD.

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