CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Chpt 4: An Embarrasing Moment:

-Slenderman:

You and Slenderman were cuddling on your living room sofa while your parents went out. Slender was sound asleep and you laid wide awake on his lap, watching reruns of (your favorite TV show). All of a sudden, you noticed something poking your behind. You hopped off of him and stared at the bulge in his pants. Without caring about him sleeping, you bursted out laughing, to which awoken Slender.

"(Y/N), what's so funny?" he asked, totally oblivious to his hidden semi-erected boner.

You simply hid your wide smile and pointed to his groin. He followed your direction and looked downwards to see his bulge. Slender sat up quickly and hid his private area with a pillow.

"I-i'll go make some, uh, d-dinner, (y-y/n)" Slender stuttered before awkwardly walking towards the kitchen, leaving you struggling in order not to laugh again.

-Jeff the Killer:

You and Jeff sat closely together on the living room couch, kissing passionately. As you both continued your make-out session, you felt Jeff's palm innocently brush past your thigh. You were oblivious to the warm sensation, but snapped back to reality when you realized Jeff's motives. Your turkey-and-cheddar sandwich sat gracefully on the small table beside your couch. You moved Jeff's hand and pulled away from the kiss.

"Wha-what's wrong, babe?" Jeff panted, giving you a seductive smile.

"Not again, Jeffrey!" you demanded. Instantly, you laid on the ground, with Jeff on top of you and holding a dull knife to your throat.

"Nobody calls me Jeffrey!" He loudly whispered, almost beginning to drag the knife across your neck but you were too focused on something snaking its way through your thighs. Without a word, you shoved Jeff, causing him to drop the knife and land on his butt.

"Keep that in your pants, Jeff!" you blurted out, snapping Jeff's attention on the medium-sized bulge at his genital area. You bursted out laughing as Jeff retreated, awkwardly, to the window, calling out, "It's not funny!", before he exited, leaving you to enjoy your sandwich.

-Eyeless Jack:

You sat on your living room couch, scrolling down tweets and status updates on Twitter and Facebook and eating a slice of leftover cookie pizza that your Dad brought home after he left the hospital yesterday. Eyeless Jack was on the other side, eating what you prayed to be an overly large magical red and messy bean. Luckily, your Dad went to the police station to fill out some paperwork, promising to be back in 2 hours. You scrolled down to see a tweet about a fanmade picture about Eyeless Jack and a girl who goes by the name, Nina the Killer. You clicked on the link, accompanied with the tweet, that popped up a drawing of EJ laying on top of a pale-skinned girl on a bed, passionately making out! You glanced at Eyeless Jack, who's totally oblivious about what you saw.

"Who's Nina the Killer?" you nonchalantly asked. When the words slipped out've your mouth, EJ dropped the object.

"Eat your cookie, (y/n)." He sighed, retrieving the fallen "bean".

"Eyeless Jack?" you calmly pursued, anxious to know what the creepypasta fan community thought about him.

"I'm almost afraid to answer that question." he replied, not meeting your eyes. Eyeless Jack was behaving as if he saw the drawing before, and truly regretted that he had.

"Why won't you tell me?" you whined, placing the laptop on the table. You stared at him as EJ just stared at his object.

"What is that?!" you curiously asked, bouncing up and down in childish eagerness.

"Eat your cookie, (Y/N). Don't think."EJ calmly replied, finishing the rest of the kidney-shaped item.

-Laughing Jack:

You were in Slender's mansion, cleaning up Laughing Jack's spacious room. Laughing Jack was out with a guy named Lost Silver. You swept the floor, made his bed, etc. All was left was to wash LJ's dirty clothing.

You found the medium-sized hamper in the closet; it overflowing with suspenders, long-sleeved shirts, black-and-white stocking, etc. You removed the hamper, ready to start his laundry, but a brown box caught your eye. Ignoring the box, you went to the laundry room and began separating LJ's clothing.

As you separated Laughing Jack's clothing, your mind wandered with thoughts about the mystery box that was neatly and cleverly stashed away in the closet.

As you loaded the washer, applying soap to the machine and turned on the washer, your curiosity got the best of you and you ended up dragging the box out of the closet in LJ's room.

Your hands twitched in excitement and you couldn't help but smile in anticipation as you slowly opened the brown box. You were expecting an enormous amount of different assortments of candy, but boy were you proven wrong. Inside the box laid a monstrous stack of Hentai Magazines.

You were mind-blown as you scanned titles and covers of the pornography that flooded the box. You picked up one that read, "Clown Guys & Girls Having Fun!", and gasped.

"(Y/N), Thanks for cleaning my room for me!" you heard a voice call from behind you, that made your heart skip 2 beats. You turned to see Laughing Jack in the room, looking around in amazement and giggling.

You hid the magazine behind you and attempted to block the box with your body. LJ saw this and smiled at you.

"What're you hiding from me, (y/n)?" LJ asked, unwrapping a red small Jawbreaker candy and popping it into his mouth.

"Umm, I found a, umm, brown box in your, umm, closet." you sheepishly moved out of the way and heard Laughing Jack swallow on the unchewed candy.

LJ simply stared at the box, and glanced at you. You spotted the perspiration slowly drizzling down his forehead.

"It's nothing wrong with reading pornography magazines, LJ. It's perfectly normal! Almost every male does it." you reassured Laughing Jack. He sighed in relief and wiped his forehead. You felt relieved as well, but something else crossed your mind.

"It's just women, right?" you boldly asked. The perspiration on his forehead instantly reappeared as LJ gave a worried look.

"T-that's fine. It"s nothing bad about stepping out of your sexual zone! It's not worse than men, though, is it?!" you gave look at LJ and the perspiration dripped on his forehead.

You mentally face-palmed as you said, "You know what? I'm gonna shut up now!".

-BEN Drowned:

You were downstairs, preparing two packs of Ramen noodles for you and BEN. You left BEN unattended upstairs while you prepared the Ramen. As the noodles finished boiling, you divided them evenly into two bowls and sprinkled the seasoning packets over them.

After incorporating the seasoning into each bowl, you grabbed two forks and headed up the flight of stairs. When you entered the room, you saw BEN, with his tunic bottoms down his knees, watching a pornographic video on your laptop and stroking his Mr. Happy. He was facing his back towards you, oblivious of your existence.

You simply shut the door, which caught his attention. BEN closed the window and tried to tug his tight bottoms up. You nonchalantly set the hot bowls on the table.

"Just wash your hands before you eat" you said before munching on your own bowl of Ramen, knowingly aware that BEN's face was bright red in embarassment.