CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Chpt. Lucky No. 7: When You Try Cooking

Slendy:

As you and Slenderp chopped up various veggies and ingredients. Your goal was to successfully make Fried Rice, without burning the place down. Slendy decided to accompany you, for two reasons. One, to help cook and two, to extinguish any future fires.

"Now into the pot it goes, it's only gonna cook for 10 minutes (Y/N), so keep an eye on it!" He took off his flourish-like pink apron and headed out for some beverages.

Your eyes slowly drooped as you yawned. Deciding to set an alarm, you trudged to the nearby love seat to get a few Zzz's.

You awoken 30 minutes later, startled by the smell of smoke and sound of the fire alarm going off the charts. The cooking pot of Fried Rice was charred at the bottom with burned rice and veggies. Fanning the alarm system to a stop, you angrily threw the ugly pot away.

Moments later, Slendy arrived with plastic bags. He sighed, dumping the baggage to the side.

"(Y/N), next time I'll watch the food,"

-Jeff The Killer:

"Well, it looks nice," Jeff nervously said, trying to cheer you up. Your attempt of making a Souffle in a mug was, instead of being fluffy and luscious, it was flat and ugly.

Jeff, being the wonderful boyfriend he is, ignored the flattened dessert and tasted the treat. He immediately gagged and regurgitated, coughing up dust bits of meaninglessness.

After a sudden coughing fit, he regained his composure, his eyes dilated and red from all of the coughing.

Your pride deflated, as you took the mug and angrily slammed it into the garbage bin.

-Eyeless Jack:

"Oh god, it looks like semen," EJ groaned. A trial-and-error attempt to make Clam Chowder turned roughly sour as you left the soup unattended on the burner, causing it to thicken.

"Shut up and eat it, phleb," You ordered, giving EJ a silver spoon. He winced, before dipping the utensil in the dish.

Awkwardly, the spoon stiffened solid into the soup, causing it to firm up and shit.

"Ewwwww," EJ whined. You facepalmed.

-Laughing Jack:

Of all the things you'd surprisingly make for LJ, you tried a Blueberry Jellyroll. However, the cake was cracked and the jelly didn't "gel" enough. Long story short, you made a mess.

There was runny jelly all on the countertop, some even dripped on the floor. The cake crumbles was stuck on the crevices of literally everywhere.

"Ohmaglob, what happened," LJ awed in mixed emotions.

In a pit of despair, you angrily pointed a stiff finger towards the "pile of vanilla doo doo", as it was the only thing to blame.

-BEN DROWNED:

"Isn't sushi supposed to be wrapped and not, "that"," BEN poked the glob of seaweed, rice, and raw fish with a chopstick. In a failed attempt to make sushi, it accidentally fell apart and dissolved into madness.

"Oh my god, it just moved," you sat in horror as the somewhat "meal" came to life. It hisses and sloshed into god knows where.

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I'm sorry for my supposed absence, school has been kicking my ass. Along with college applications and preparations for living on my own, I've been really busy. I hope you've enjoyed this chapter, nonetheless, I'll try to be more active, but with no flow of ideas it may take a while.

I love you!