Hi, I will be your typical tumblr protagonist for this story! My name is Alexandria Sofia Jasmine Katrina Violet Isabella Smith... but you can call me "Al" for short because as you can see by my picture I'm a tomboy. I don't get into that girly stuff like make-up, clothes, or hair styling.
Age: Between 16-20 years old
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 100 lbs. (I know, I'm so fat...)
Hobbies: Not shopping (though I'll give you a detailed description of it when I look for a cute outfit for my date!), dancing/gymnastics (but not cheerleading because only bitchy girls do that), feeling sorry for myself, getting others to feel sorry for me, and listening to hipster music because listening to mainstream music is too mainstream.
Likes: Food, Ed Sheeran (ALWAYS Ed Sheeran), music, singing, Starbucks!
Hates: One Direction (they're just so full of themselves, yet I'll be dating one of them by the end of the story), bullies (don't we all?), horror movies
Random Fact: I get bullied a lot at my school. They call me 'fat' and 'stupid', and I believe them despite the fact I'm drop dead gorgeous and possess a 4.0 GPA.
Well, that's me! I'm heading off to Starbucks where I know I will never run into a One Direction band member...
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