And would I know

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Jordan POV:

"So do you want Ice cream or something?"

"Nah."

"Pizza?"

"No thanks."

"Donuts?"

"Meh."

"Cookies?"

"No."

"Then what do you want to cheer yourself up?"

"I want to look at memes and watch an endless loop of Reaction Time and Nigahiga videos."

"Who are those?"

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE?! I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore Fishy."

"I just don't go onto YouTube that much."

"I still don't forgive you."

"We can watch Monster House?"

"BUT THAT IS NOT SCARY."

"Fine. A horror movie?"

"Yes. Of course a horror movie. The Chainsaw Massacre or Silence of the Lambs?"

"Does it really matter? I mean, they are both pretty scary."

"Scary doesn't exist in my world. So get used to it. And if you don't want to watch it then a Nigahiga video it is!"

"I choose the YouTube video."

"Good choice for such a fish as yourself."

"Just pull it up."

"It isn't an physical object! You can't just pull it up."

"You should know what I mean."

"I don't." Then she winks. It probably meant nothing though.

"Just play it."

"You have never had a better idea." She remarks (the statement isn't true! Don't tell me I'm dumb!) as she grabs her computer.

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