Dear Enemy, I Am Sorry (DEIAS #1)

Go steady

ThePanda_101: I SWEAR! I WILL GET THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!

JordanOliver: New phone, who dis be?

ThePanda_101: insta saves all of the messages on all devices. If you lost your phone or got a new one, all the info would still be saved. So stop lying and embrace the complete and utter truth that you-

ThePanda_101: are insanely fat and need to lose a lot of weight. And I mean a lot.

JordanOliver: well that took a turn. . .

ThePanda_101: I'm just speaking the truth all up in here. Don't argue. Now shut up and let me say what I've always wanted to say to you.

JordanOliver: I'm worried.

ThePanda_101: but you aren't stopping me.

ThePanda_101: so here goes. . . From the day that I met you, I knew you were the one. From the first time I looked at your face, and even now, I know it. My heart knows it all too well. That feeling you get inside of your soul-

ThePanda_101: -the feeling you know. I know that you are the one. The only one. So, Jordan Oliver, do you accept the fact that you are the only human looking smurf incarceration?

JordanOliver: NO. I DO NOT LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY. I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED TO YOU! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS

JordanOliver: oh. . . I just read it. . . Rude.

ThePanda_101: is that the only insult you can come up with nowadays? Because I can think of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more insults that would work better in this situation-

ThePanda_101: -. Long story short, work on your comebacks. They are horrible.

JordanOliver: WELL I LOVE THEM AND YOU SHALL NEVER TOUCH THEM

ThePanda_101: you must really like the word 'rude' then.

JordanOliver: shut the food up.

ThePanda_101: food doesn't speak.

JordanOliver: you know what I mean.

ThePanda_101: no I don't 😇 I can't stoop down to that level of stupidity.

JordanOliver: 😎

ThePanda_101: stop embracing your stupidity. Your level of stupidity is deadly!

JordanOliver: :(

(JordanOliver has logged off)

Meow :)