Dear Enemy, I Am Sorry (DEIAS #1)

Honey

River: BOLD

Micheal: UNDERLINE

"You still mad?"

"YES. NOW I NEED FOOD."

"Or you could talk to him."

"You're my best friend. You should know that that is a trait far beyond me. I skip to the face and fist part."

"Uh. Just put that thought on hold for now!"

"No thanks. I tend to like to settle things the 'manly' way."

"Like that time you tackled me to the ground?"

"What time do you mean? I've done that multiple times."

"EXACTLY."

". . . So?"

"Just settle things with him the civil way."

"Ha. Civil. Do you even know me?"

"I HAVE BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR YEARS. I KNOW YOU."

"Then why are you acting like a complete stranger?"

"I'm not the one who's acting strange. You are always zoning out at random times and just staring out windows when there is one. Then you zone out again."

"Well if I'm going to zone out then I might as well make it dramatic!"

"And I know exactly why you're zoning out."

". . . No you don't."

"Are you telling me or yourself?"

"You really were meant to be a philosopher you know."

"I know. I'm so good at that psychological stuff."

"Uh huh. Now I'm going to talk with him civilly now."

"That's great!"

"Yeah. I'm going to shout in his ear through the phone and dump a bowl of mildly hot chili on his head during lunch! Then I'm going to hijack the announcement system and announce his smurfiness!"

"That's not exactly what I thought you meant. . ."

"You're right. That wasn't civil enough. So should I add in a punch or something like that?"

". . . Fine. Knock yourself out. Like literally. Knock. Yourself. Out."

"Awww thanks! I'm so glad that you agree with me!"

"I don't."

(Panda has hung up the call)

Is anyone else happy about expanding this book?