What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

Daily vlog of- OH SHIIII- *BOOM*

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Quick question: does anyone know Carl the anchor for CNN10? My civics teacher makes us watch his news and his puns are cringy but off the charts hilarious 😂

Himuro (also known as my son): hey guys, it's a bit cold in here, isn't it?

Tiger: //troll face//

Mura: .... those who are cold hearted cannot be cold for they are ONE WITH THE COLD!

Himuro: //sighs// "the cold never bothered me anyways"

Me: Elsa is THAT YOU!

//throws Elsa wig and lands on top of his head//

Himuro: I hate you mom

Me: SON NOOO

//can't hide smile and gives the asian Elsa a big hug who hugs me back//

Me: do you want rice for dinner?

//both half five each other//

Both: ASIANS UNITE!

(I'm Korean so WAZUP, SWAG COMING TO YOU FROM SUGA. Infires anyone or inspires?)

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Taco (takao) : Taco Bell anyone?

Mid: why would I want to eat you?

//mid wants to take back what he just said//

Taco: //troll face//

(Something like this happened to me, my friend said caption this picture. I said: when U see nudes. but autocorrect made it "I" sooo the chat got really silly and humorous. Great job me)

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Me: text me a sentence with only auto correct.

Me: I was asked if she had a crush and I had said she would like a better place for a while and then they would have been the heir of Slytherin who had been a lesbian woman with the two characters and the two more years and the heir who had said the same story as they had grabbed a pair and they were the same people and the other side and they left behind them as a child who was made to be a child of a child...

Me: .... //waiting for someone to comment a story//

Sei (SEXY AF HUSBAND BRUH): Leon, no one is going to comment nor text you

Me: GO BACK TO THE SEAT WHERE YOU WERE GLUED DOWN BY (FIRST NAME)WITH SCHOOL GLUE!

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Ao: this probably took (First Name) a three minutes to read this

Me: ik, I feel like Liza Koshy and her YouTube channel where she tries her best to make her vids long except she's from Vine- RIP- and it hard for her

Ao: there there, cry it out bro

Me: thanks man

//in the background//

Kise: wtf

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You know how I said I'd put the jokes and stuff I learned the past few months... let's just forget that //awkward chuckle//

You: are you sure this is even safe?!

Akashi: you want your video blogs to get more views?

You: ... yes?

Akashi: okay then, trust me

//releases tigers from the zoo cage//

//your new YouTube video comes out with the title: CRAZY MAN RELEASES TIGERS FROM THE ZOO! I ALMOST DIED (NOT CLICK BAIT)

I need new ideas. Mainly I would get them from you guys when you comment what you were thinking when reading or if you request or if I see some funny stuff going down in school. BUT MY MIND IS BLANK.