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i'm back with another storyyyyy
once there was a cabbage named cathy. cathy loved salad, which is really sick and twisted if you think about it. one day, cathy was casually enjoying her salad tossed in her favorite dressing, ranch, when gordon the gourd came along. he was horrified at the sight; cathy was a cannibal! he screamed and ran away. at first, cathy was scared. usually, her daily salad-eating ritual took place in private, but she had been discovered. however, she soon realized she loved salad too much to care, and kept eating happily. gordon the gourd hurried back to their village, distraught. "cathy's a cannibal!" he cried. "she was eating salad!" an audible gasp rippled through the village, and soon the surprised faces turned to anger. "that witch!" cathy's best friend shouted. "let's get her!" a cabbage died that night. rest in pieces.
