Life's Continuous Rants (RANTS 2)

story time

hi so it's ansley

i wrote that story in claire's notebook

since you probs can't read it i'll translate

a wig named shirley hated her life. she lived in an old shop with a man named phil, but none of the other wigs liked her. soon enough, she decided she was done and escaped. along the way, she met up with a banana named bob, who had just escaped from the nearby grocery store. they fell in love, and shirley birthed a banana with hair that the pair named scott. together, they moved to italy and lived happily ever after. at least until the entire family was assassinated. it was a tragic love story, for scott had met a beautiful apple named mitch, and they were best friends, until the banana's unfortunate demise.