I'm still obsessed with deadpool (gotta deadpool backpack I bring everywhere)
But the new movie is fucking annoying literally you can't have one superhero movie without a romantic interest? It's a different girl being domino like cool I get it domino was cool I guess but he truly loved death more so if any canon ship it should be death
Anyway they say oh DP is pan (authors) but the cinema is like hey will make gay jokes but nope neither the first one or second one is going to have Spider-Man. It's been a year already and all the girls are such hoes like oh my god
"I'm going as lady deadpool"
"I'm going as Harley even though Harley has a girlfriend and lives in another universe"
"I ship Vanessa and Wade"
"I'm the biggest DP Fan"
If you were his biggest fan you would know him and Vanessa weren't even boyfriend and girlfriend they had a one night stand and she was actually blue okay look it up anyway I don't want to give her backstory away for them people look it up
But seriously stop with shipping people with taken people I just can't fuck off
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