Somenudeboy: um heeeyyy
Sage: hello
Somenudeboy: can we start this little introduction over again?
Sage: yeah, sure
Somenudeboy: Um...my name's Finn, I'm 14 years old, and uh...I dunno, I like to eat, sleep, and hang out with LIMITED aquaintances :)))
Sage: my name's sage, I'm also
14, and I pretty much like
everything you do so...that's
cool
Finn: so...where do you go to school?
Sage: Jimin Ville High
Finn: is that like a private school or something?
Sage: no, actually, it's in Honolulu, Hawaii
Finn: hono-what what? Wait did you just say HAWAII!!!
Finn: shit! You're so lucky
Finn: you're over here surfing and drinking cocunts, while I'm stuck in boring old Canada :(
Sage: what? Lol Canada is amazing and Hawaii is not all "muana sing alongs" or whatever, its literally the same as everywhere else
Finn: I'm sorry but wtf did you just say?
Finn: the only reason people come to Canada is to escape "Trump Land"
YOU ARE READING
internet friends // finn wolfhard
Random❝...when finn wolfhard accidentally texts you...❞ #cantrelate
