ask the footballers

ask calum chambers

Calum: *battered up and completely bruised*

Olivier Giroud: JESUS CHRIST CAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED

Maya: *looking equally fucked up and bloody*

Exams are what happened.

Calum: *glaring at her with a huge black eye*

AND THAT HOE FUCKING DRAGGED ME ALONG

Maya: *giggling through the pain*

Whoops.

Calum: *narrows eyes*

Anyways, I have a question, "Calum are you proud of your body?"

*lifts shirt and winces as he sees bloody chest*

Right now after these horrendous battles? Not so much.

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