~Leo has updated his status~
LOL!! Those arrows are hilarious!!
Comments:
Percy Jackson: Dude! The gods have Facebook accounts!!
~This update has been deleted~
~Poseidon has updated his status~
I'm free!!
Comments:
Athena: Come back to land!
Hera: I love you!
Athena: I love you more!!
Hera: No I do!!
Athena: Marry me Poseidon!!
Hera: I'm the Goddess of marriage Please!!! Marry me!!!!
Amphitrite: Stop hitting on my husband!!
Sally Jackson: Poseidon, are you hiding?
Poseidon: Sally! Wanna come down to my newly built castle?
Percy Jackson: You already rebuilt it?
Poseidon: Well I'll admit it's not as good as before...
Amphitrite: NOT AS GOOD AS BEFORE?! THE TYPHON MONSTER DESTROYED MY YOGA ROOM!!!!
Athena: I wouldn't mind. I would only mind if you weren't there! ;-)
Sally Jackson: Of course I will!
Amphitrite: Poseidon!! I'm your wife! Not her!!
Poseidon: Okay, just go to the ocean, walk in, and you'll appear at my castle
Athena: WILL IT WORK FOR ME?!!
Hera: NO ME!!!!!!
Poseidon: Sorry (not sorry) only for Sally
Amphitrite: Why are you inviting her?! She is NOT your wife!! I am!!!
Poseidon: I know dear. Just think of me and Sally as...
Amphitrite: AS WHAT?!!?!
Poseidon: Oh! Got it!! Friends with benefits!
Percy Jackson:No! Do dad! Do NOT say that!!!
Paul Blofis: I agree with Percy on this one. Do not say that.
Poseidon: What did I say? What does it mean?
Percy Jackson: Dad you don't want to know. Just don't say it.
Athena: I'll be your friends with benefits!!
Percy Jackson: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! (Oh my gods stop)
Hera: No me! :-*
Amphitrite: POSEIDON!!
Poseidon: SALLY!
Sally Jackson: yes?
Paul Blofis: SALLY!
Sally Jackson: WHAT?
Poseidon: Sally! Come over! Or I'm going to hide again!!
Sally Jackson: Fine...
Paul Blofis: >:-(
Poseidon: :-))
Percy Jackson: We all good here?
Percy Jackson: Okay
Percy Jackson: Are you sure?
Percy Jackson: Guys?
Percy Jackson: Hmph...
Percy Jackson: Rude.
~Facebook has uploaded: Would you? POSEIDON ADDITION!!~
Would you...
Swim in a pool with Poseidon?
-Athena and 12 others say yes!
Comments:
Poseidon: Why are there not that many?
Percy Jackson: Because people are scared of you dad!!
Athena: I'm NOT!!!
Hera: I'm not afraid of you baby!!
Annabeth Chase: Oh, just put a sock in it
Would you...
Make him angry?
-Pay 200 golden dramachas to see who said yes!!
Comments:
Poseidon: WHO DARES TO MAKE ME MAD!!!
Athena: me because you're sexy when you're mad.
Annabeth Chase: Ewwww
Piper McLean: I love a good romance, but that is just weird...
Would you...
Date his son?
-Drew Tanaka and 47 others say yes!
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: But who IS ACTUALLY dating him? MEEEEE!!!!
Drew Tanaka: Oh come on, we all know that Percy loves me! Right Perce?
Percy Jackson: Well obviously
Annabeth Chase: WHAT!!!
Percy Jackson: Oops, I accidently pressed enter. I MEANT to say: Well obviously I love Annabeth because she is my GIRLFRIEND!
Annabeth Chase: Too late Seaweed Brain. I saw her running around outside with posters of your response and now she's running around camp putting them up.
Piper McLean: You know there are pictures of you by her bed, right?
Percy Jackson: W H A T ! ! !
Jason Grace: :-P Piper took care of it for me!! Luv you pipes!!
Piper McLean: Love you too Sparky!
Piper McLean: What? No comment? About like, "Don't call me Sparky?"
Jason Grace: I've learned to live with it.
Piper McLean: I love you no matter what your name is
Leo Valdez: : ( nobody likes me...
Leo Valdez: Guys?
Leo Valdez: Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone...
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Facebook - Percy Jackson
FanfictionPercy Jackson meets Facebook. Shenanigans ensue. Edit: Extremely outdated humor and who even uses Facebook. Probably includes typos and really cringe/embarrassing plot lines and jokes. At least I tried? Thanks for reading. :)
