My WhatsApp Daily Messages

Small Joke

Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli...
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..
😝😝😝😝😝😝

Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband: Behen hai..!

Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?

Husband: Teri hai is liye.. 😰😰😂😂😂

Wife: Tum Saari Duniya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......

Husband: Tum Kya Samajhti Ho? Main Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..
😛😜😂😝😛

Taxiwala:-
"Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi,  kya karu?"
Passenger :- "PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!"
😂😂😝😂😂

Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shaurat bhi lelo..
Suddenly Santa stands up & says-Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo....
😜😂😛😝😂😜
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Tufaani baarish Aadhi raat
Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya
Pizza wala:- aap married ho??
Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..
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Difference between talent and god’s gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god’s gift. 😜
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" 😆😆😆😆
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TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha:
Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?
Zakhmi gusse me:
Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.!!!😀😀😀

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya..
aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta
Aadmi ne Marriage Certificate  dikhaya..
Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ? Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?  😉🙈🙈🙈😉😂😜