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Joke of the day

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,

fell into a river ,

all died .

Each husband cried for a week ,one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!

When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?he replied miserably :

No My wife missed the bus !!!

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In heaven

God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!

He told the men to stand in two queues...

Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...

God said "So you control ur wife?"

Man: "R u CRAZY ???

My wife told me to stand here"...

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A Junior in office dialed his boss's extension by mistake & said:

Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min ☕

Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2?

Jr : No!

Boss: I'm the BOSS

Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?

Boss: No!Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected)

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