Tim Shepard posted a status: Has anyone seen Curly today?
Steve Randle: Shit. We've got ourselves a psycho on the loose.
Two-Bit Mathews likes this.
Two-Bit Mathews: When did you last see the kid?
Tim Shepard: Last night, at the party at Buck's.
Dallas Winston: He was a good man.
30 people like this.
Tim Shepard: Shut up, Winston. This is serious.
Dallas Winston: Please. It's probably another Anorexic Llama scandal.
352 people like this.
Tim Shepard: You think it's funny, huh?
Dallas Winston: Yes.
Tim Shepard: Fuck you. Ya know, Ang is runnin' all over the town for Curly. This is serious.
Two-Bit Mathews likes this.
Dallas Winston: God, man. A guy can't have a little fun?
Steve Randle likes this.
Tim Shepard: Not in this situation, no.
Two-Bit Mathews: Maybe he ran away. Or are ya sure you didn't send him to the insane asylum down the street?
637 people like this.
Tim Shepard; Very funny, Two-Bit.
Two-Bit Mathews: I'm serious on this one. Maybe Curly finally realized he needed mental attention.
Johnny Cade likes this.
Tim Shepard: I hate all of you.
Elvis Presley posted a status: Glory, there's this kid running around in the studio. I have a Suspicious Mind on this one.
8,281,452 Elvis fans like this.
Tim Shepard: Sorry 'bout that Elvis, that's my kid brother.
Random Fangirl: I LOVE YOU
Evie Matthias: HOLY CRAP ITS ELVIS!
Elvis Presley likes this.
Evie Matthias: HOLY CRAP ELVIS LIKED MY COMMENT!!!
Elvis Presley: Calm down, babe.
Evie Matthias likes this.
Evie Matthias: HOLY CRAP ELVIS CALLED ME BABE!!!
Random Fangirl: BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE!!!
All Elvis fans like this.
Evie Matthias: FUCK OFF, SCREWBALL!
Steve Randle likes this.
Random Fangirl: YOU WANNA GO BITCH? 'CAUSE I'LL TAKE MY FIST AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!
Evie Matthias: YOU WANT SOME PEANUT BUTTER WITH THAT JELLY, BITCH?
Angela Shepard likes this.
Elvis Presley: Calm down, ladies. There is plenty of Elvis to go around.
All Elvis fangirls like this.
Steve Randle: Uh, sorry about that Presley, my girlfriend's just obsessed with you.
Evie Matthias: FUCK OFF STEVE!!!
Two-Bit Mathews likes this.
Steve Randle: WTH is your problem?
Sodapop Curtis: Oh my God. I am dying from laughter.
6,251 people like this.
Tim Shepard: Um...yeah. I'm gonna get off now.
Ponyboy Curtis: Wait, what about Curly?
Tim Shepard: That's his problem. I'm out.
Dallas Winston likes this.
A/N:
Hehe. Hehehe. HEHEHEHE.
This was sooo fun to write.
-Amanda XD
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