A/N: Yeah, Christmas Special. And it doesn't matter if it's early! ;) Oh, I cut down the bad words and inappropriate stuff for this one. Enjoy guys! -Amanda
Ponyboy Curtis: I'm so excited for Christmas!
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Two-Bit Mathews: Me too! I'm gonna get laid!
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Sodapop Curtis: Uh...sorry to break it to you pal, but getting laid is not what you do on Christmas.
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Two-Bit Mathews: So? We're gonna get drunk anyways.
Steve Randle: Drunk on what?
Two-Bit Mathews: Cookies, cakes, candy, pies, sugar, chocolate, candy, sugar, sugar, SUGAR!
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Steve Randle: Count me in on chocolate!
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Two-Bit Mathews: And then we're gonna get laid! :D
Sodapop Curtis: Two-Bit, no.
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Two-Bit Mathews: Geez Soda, you're such a party pooper.
Dallas Winston: Yeah Soda, let the guy get ripped. It's just a stupid holiday.
Ponyboy Curtis: It is not stupid! Christmas is one of the best days ever. It's full of joy and happiness!
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Dallas Winston: It's about some fat dude, kid.
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Ponyboy Curtis: His name is Santa Claus!
Dallas Winston: Sounds fat too me.
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Darry Curtis: Lay off Dally. Pony loves this holiday and it ain't gonna be ruined by you.
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Dallas Winston: I don't see this 'special' day being special.
Two-Bit Mathews: Neither do I. All I know is that there's a fat Santa going around at night for your children. Creepy.
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Sodapop Curtis: Are you two saying that you don't know what Christmas is?
Two-Bit Mathews: I guess you could say that.
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Steve Randle: That is sad.
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Sodapop Curtis: Two, you're the king of stories. And you don't even know the story of Christmas.
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Dallas Winston: Does it even matter to you guys?
Ponyboy Curtis: Yes.
Dallas Winston: Screw off you shit. I wasn't talking to you.
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Darry Curtis: Leave my kid brother alone. Or Santa won't be visiting you this Christmas.
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Curly Shepard: I'll have a blue Christmas. Without you.
Steve Randle: What in the hell is he doing...
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