Angela Shepard posted a status: Oh my God, I know blondes are supposed to be the stupid ones, but it seems like redheads are a thousand times worse.
Evie Matthias and Sylvia Davis likes this status.
Cherry Valance: Excuse me?
Angela Shepard: You got a problem, princess?
Cherry Valance: Other than the fact you just insulted my hair color, no.
Angela Shepard: Good then we're done here.
Cherry Valance: We most certainly are not!
Angela Shepard: You wanna take this outside, bitch?
Two-Bit Mathews: Girl fight! Rip each other's clothes off!
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Steve Randle: I'll get the mud!
Two-Bit Mathews likes this.
Cherry Valance: Ugh! You two are such pigs!
Angela Shepard: What? You scared of gettin' dirty?
Cherry Valance: No! But I don't appreciate guys talking about women that way.
Angela Shepard: Yeah, whatever. Go polish your pretty little socy nails while you take a bubble bath.
Cherry Valance: Why don't you shut your mouth?
Angela Shepard: Why don't you screw yourself?
Cherry Valance: Why don't you screw a cat?
Angela Shepard: Why don't you screw your mom?
Cherry Valance: ...
Two-Bit Mathews: Too far...
Angela Shepard: What?! She told me to screw a cat!
Ponyboy Curtis: Hey what's goin' on in this neck of the woods?
Two-Bit Mathews: Go away.
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Ponyboy Curtis: FINE.
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Cherry Valance: You know, I have more money than you.
Angela Shepard: What?
Cherry Valance: I have more money than you and I always will.
Angela Shepard: So?
Cherry Valance: I have more money than you! I have more money than you!
Angela Shepard: Shut up!
Cherry Valance: I have more money and I always, always will!
Angela Shepard: Shut your face, bitch!
Cherry Valance: Money! Yeah, yeah more money!
Angela Shepard: Oh yeah, well I've gotten laid more times than you!
Cherry Valance: Well...I don't care because I have more money!
Angela Shepard: Well...I don't care because I've gotten laid!
Cherry Valance: I can buy male prostitutes!
Angela Shepard: I don't have to!
Ponyboy Curtis: Ladies...Ladies...
Cherry Valance: Shut up!
Angela Shepard: Don't tell him what to do!
Cherry Valance: Don't tell me what to do!
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