Lapidot One-Shots

So THIS Is Human Anatomy!

Source Of Idea: Some doodles from my favorite Lapidot artist, treker402 on tumblr
It's their pirate AU but I'm just doing it for my mermaid AU haha

Universe: Mermaid AU

This mentions sex by the way

It's not smut it just mentions it
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Peridot was getting out of the shower when Lapis appeared behind her.
"Hey Peri, I'm bored," Lapis mumbled, grabbing Peridot's shoulder. Peridot squeaked, jumping and turning around to Lapis. Lapis looked up and down at Peridot's body. "I honestly forgot what the human body looked like in it's naked glory. I forgot about human anatomy in general." Lapis reached out a hand to grab Peridot's boob, but it was smacked away. Peridot blushed profusely, using her arms to cover her private spots.
"Lapis! G-get out!" Peridot yelled, looking around the bathroom for her green towel. She forgot it. Shit.
"Why?" Lapis asked, cocking her head.
"Usually humans save seeing each other naked until, uh," Peridot looked at the wall behind Lapis, blushing, "when they are about to have sexual intercourse."
"Ohh!" Lapis put a finger on her chin. "Does that mean you have to fuck me now?" Peridot stared at Lapis in an embarrassed silence, before finally stuttering, "L-LAPIS!"

When Lapis had left the bathroom, she heard Peridot's small voice mumbling, "Actually, could you get me a towel please?"

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I feel bad for writing this but I wanted to really badly ahahaha

Did you guys like this? (I don't know why you would but maybe you did) Maybe give it a vote or a comment? To be honest I'm literally just going off food, positivity, and anxiety over procrastination these days

Should I make a Steven Universe one-shot book? Just a book full of anything Steven Universe, not just Lapidot. I dunno.

Also if you wanna request something for this book, go ahead! Though I dunno if anyone will so

Thanks for reading, and hope you stay for the next chapter, which is coming up on February 14th! Bye guys!
- AsianDragonQueen