Dear Julius,
Nonononono-
Please don't make me do this! ;~;
I mean... all of the other states are doing it, but whyyy do I have to come? I'm not into this kind of stuff, I'm into basketball.Plus, when has Alfred's parties for the Super Bowl ever gone well? Nevada 'accidentally' spiked the punch and I got drunk with the other states! New York took pictures. I'm so embarrassed.... I don't remember what happened to me, but I'm pretty sure I stripped and tried jumping off the roof into the freezing cold pool and miserably missed? And, according to California who was one of the only ones who could understand, I was slurring in Spanish and was laughing uncontrollably.
I-I'm so... this can't happen again.
Alfred, please don't invite me to your Super Bowl party again. I know if I decline the offer, you'll force me to come anyways. Maybe... maybe I could hide with Spain and he'll protect me from Alfred!
Hah... I really hope this works. My life literally depends on it.
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