Daniel Howell: I bet you're really good at dirty talk
Philip Lester: what
Daniel Howell: turn me on
Philip Lester: what
Daniel Howell: dirty talk!
Philip Lester: I'm at the grocery stfu
Daniel Howell: mind if I walk you home?
Philip Lester: ??
Daniel Howell: my mother always told me to follow my dreams
Philip Lester: that made no sense
Daniel Howell: I may not be Fred flintsone, but I can make your bed rock
Philip Lester: why am I still talking to you
Daniel Howell: because you love me!
Philip Lester: far from that
Daniel Howell: ): you hate me daddy?
Philip Lester: I'm not your father
Daniel Howell: you're my daddy
Philip Lester: buh bye
Daniel Howell: i love you
Dan sat at the table, watching random guys pass as he sipped his morning coffee. He went to the grocery this morning for a fresh cup of brew. Dan managed to finish his essay he'd been procrastinating for a week.
Phil had managed to check out without any sort of human interaction. Phil liked Saturday's, he liked going to the grocery in a pair of sleep pants and a hoodie two sizes too big.
Dan saw Phil.
Phil didn't even look Dan's way, but he didn't know to either.
Daniel Howell: I saw you again
Philip Lester: ??
Daniel Howell: I was in the cafe in the grocery.
Philip Lester: oh I didn't see you
Daniel Howell: I know
Philip Lester: why didn't come say hello
Daniel Howell: I like talking to you here. I'm not good with physical human interaction.
Philip Lester: saMe why you do you think I always take the self checkout???
Daniel Howell: but you're so beautiful?
Philip Lester: far from it, howell
Daniel Howell: but seriously you are??
Philip Lester: 😂
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