Princess Charming

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  " She was mine first! "

    First of all who can claim a human being. Well I guess I can, I did make you all after all. You disgusting rats are my worst creation, even rats are prettier than you all! You can put on as many weird products as you want! It's all like a competition, 'Who Can Make Themselves Look Most Like A Clown'.

  God gave me the design for you all so I had to make you. To this day I regret it. I've had plenty of time to get over it but I can't help but think how much of a teachers pet I was back then. Why does God love you so much, what's so special about you all. He even grants you all your wishes! Though it did prove for a great show when Luci fell from Heaven. Man that left a crater, it's still existing. It built itself up very weirdly though, I think your kind calls it the 'Grand Canyon'.

   Though as God likes you more than angels, I have a favorite too.

  Her name is Rose Scarpetta. I made her like a 'Mary Sue' as I think you humans call it. She's beautiful, smart, funny, talkative, dresses well, kind, and she's very talented. Her only downfall is that she comes with very bad luck. Her parents died, she has to work a job afterschool, the teacher looses her tests very often (because she jelly of her), and she's been, actually no not going to take this description of her life to far.

     I've given her good luck too. Her friends who I glued a red string between the three of them. They've been friends since they were kids, and are still in highschool. Which brings us to the conversation to finally bring us into the story.

  It all started in the bathroom. Really you humans are very disgusting, the majority of you don't even wash your hands.
My two love interests made especially for Rose are pissing in the same, whatever you wanna call those wider toilets, because it's croweded. It morning rush hour, well minute actually, four to be exact.

  "So about Rose,"Sean asked.

"Dude, we're seriously doing this right now, now," Eliot asked.

   "It's the only time you will."

The other guys had already been looking at them weirdly for the stall. Talking about a girl right now, was just ew.

  Unfortunately everyone knew who Rose was.

"Wait, Rose, as in Rose Scarpetta, Rose,"the guy on Eliot's side.

   "Shut up dude, anyway Sean you see what your doing now!"

  "Eli, it's now or never."

    "Fine, I'd rather never."

"And I choose now."

  "Oh wait you guys are Rose's lackeys,"the boy next to Sean said.

  "We are not her lackeys were her friends,"the boys said in perfect unison, cause as I've failed to add their twins. Cause that's a hundred prevent legit reason. Mind reading is a thing, I should know I made it. Not gonna tell you who has it though, yeah I'm talking to you goverment.

      "Like she'd hang out with you loser twins,"the whole row of guys said.

"Guys hurry up, we need to get to class already,"Rose said peeking around the boys bathroom door entrance. The guys all stared at her, their excitement triggering something now within view range of Rose, but definitely for Eliot and Sean. They zipped up their pants and took a quick glance at eachother. The boy's knees were wobbling, all they had to do was knock them over, and so the twins did, they all fell over eachother like domino's.

  "Alright, let's go,"the twins said in unison and walked together to the entrance. Rose chuckled and held the door open for them. Though Sean wasn't exactly ready to end the past conversation just because Rose was there.

    "So about that one thing,"Sean said, Eliot pushed a random sock, that had appered out of no where in particular, and stuffed it in Sean's mouth.

"Shh,"his brother said and walked out to Rose.

Ah, humans and your petty games. Really most of the times your such a bore. And those games you play. Like basketball, soccer, or football, and also the other football.

   Get out.

Why? I haven't done anything wrong.

   She's had enough of you death, she's not due until 10 more years.

  Yes but don't forget the reason.

  I said GET OUT!!

   Alright keep your panties on.

I don't have any-

   It's a - no what it's pointless with you. I'm gone.

Finally, much longer and the pages would have been stained in black, or worse, blood. Hate that man, he's killed off all my other favorites. Yes you may think, "That's a normal thing, we all die". That's not what I mean. He kills them all before their due date.

  I hate DEATH!