There are 500 bricks in a plane. 1 falls out. How many are left?
499
What are three steps to get an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door, put the elephant in, and close door.
What are four steps to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
A lion has a birthday party. Hich animal is missing?
The giraffe is still in the refrigerator.
There is a lake with deadly aligators. How did the old lady get across?
The aligators were at the lion's birthday party.
After the old lady crosses, she dies. Why?
The brick from the plane fell on her.
