Of course we need more dirty pick up lines.....
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Ar you an archeologist? Cause you've got a boner!
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
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