Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*
Taurus: Thanks for going away cake guys
Gemini: Knock knock..... who's there...... *dies*
Cancer: Some cliche movie last words
Leo: You should see the look on your face
Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked
Libra: Lol bye
Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL
Sagittarius: Wait, am I dying?
Capricorn: Finally man, this was exhausting
Aquarius: I see the light... wait, that's hell fire
Pisces: Tell my chinchilla I love him
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