29. Why the signs have no social life

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Aries: I choose not to... I hate everyone

Taurus: Rather hang with my dog

Gemini: Eating is better than talking

Cancer: Because I love my bed

Leo: NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE

Virgo: I just don't text back

Libra: Wait, what's a social life?

Scorpio: Busy with world domination

Sagittarius: Cats are way better than people tho

Capricorn: I would... but I like my couch

Aquarius: Sleep > Socializing

Pisces: BUT TWITTERS SOCIAL SO HA

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