Aries- GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Taurus- SHIT MAN
Gemini- FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer- FUCK *sobs* YOU
Leo- Screams while lying face down on the bed
Virgo- THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS WEARING SHOES
Libra- Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio- *rips door off hinges* No more
Sagittarius- *Hits the door* STOP
Capricorn- *bites their fist* No, I'm fine, I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius- THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces- BUT WHY ME?!
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Zodiac Signs ©
RandomI've seen these books around so I decided to make my own :) P.S These may not be accurate to everyone All credits go to google and tumblr
