How to get a girl

Introduction

So you need advice on how to get a girl?  You're reading the right book.  No one else has the experience I have.

Now, there are many things you need to do to get a girl:

You need some good pick up lines

You need to be able to start conversation

You need to know what compliments to tell her

You need to know if you have a chance of going out

You need to know the right time to ask her out

If you follow the steps I give you in this book, you'll be as much as an expert as I am on this topic.