Happy excuse to shame Christmas Years!

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(Tittle:Happy excuse to shame Christmas year!)
Ay yo wassup my illuminates!Its your host,Ms.Next step to be executed by fangirls!I just wanted to say Happy new years(Is it really Happy?)And merry late Christmas!(What the flying Doritos dipping sauce Emily?)Hope you guys are safe and not burning smoking Dorito pot with firecracks!
Bill:Hey pothead,aren't you forgetting someone?
Me:First,I don't even smoke pot?Second,your a something,not a someone.
Bill:Well screw you to.
Me:*Looks at him up and down*No thanks Rejected Simpson character.
Bill:*Gives you guys a pinch on your cheeks(Both cheeks if you know what I meam ;3)and Christmas lights*
Bill/I:Merry new years!

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 01, 2017 ⏰

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