become one with the darkness

Child

i awakened in my bed again with zero lying beside me ? i look down, i was naked. well done me here i am again naked in a bed with a man. i shake zero (wake up motherfucker)

zero- five more minutes

don't five more minutes me, what happened last night 

zero- oh last night hahahahaha

what? tell me 

zero- we went out to a fancy restaurant to cheer you up but you kept complaining about how it wasn't your style and that you looked stupid, so we went to a club instead. you got seriously drunk and i had to carry you home, then you started to talk shit about basically everyone. in the end you climbed on top of me and asked me to (in these words precisely) to ram into you. i had no idea what that meant so i asked you what does that me ? you started to laugh uncontrollably and when you finally stopped you said it meant have sex with you.

so we had sex last night ?

zero- yeah 

so you violated me ? uhhh

zero- don't try and turn this around you came onto me 

i was drunk 

zero- so was i 

ohh well did you use a condom

zero- why would i need to do that we're dead

if you haven't noticed, i was born a vampire 

zero- so 

vampire's can have childeren

zero- it's okay Grimm reapers can't so don't worry

but your not a regular grimm reaper are you

zero- oh yeah 

that's just great, the first time i have sex i get pregnant

zero- that was your first time

yeah why?

zero- you were just really good for your first time

how would you know if i was good or not 

zero- i'm not gonna beat about the bush, i've had sex before 

yeah last night with me hahaha

zero- lol

I just don't know if i'm ready to be a mother 

zero- well you can have an abortion 

you want to kill our child 

zero- your the one that was getting all frantic about it 

yeah but i don't wanna kill it, anyways i might not get pregnant

zero- yeah but you probably will

well what's your opion

zero- well you needed to reproduce someday right ?

yeah 

zero- well at least the dad's someone your can rely on 

yeah 

zero- i can provide and so can you so i don't think there's anything to worry about 

your right, we'll be fine 

zero- so you wanna get married ?

WHAT??

zero- well if i'm not mistaken it's not uncommon for people with children to be married