x Readers

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1) They are always a love story.

Why can't we have like a character as a gay best friend or two girls that are just fucking chill with each other? Why does the reader always gotta get them in the end?

2) It is mainly the "main" characters, such as England, America, Germany, etc....

I have only found like 4 Romania x Reader's and I'm so upset.

Did you guys know that there's other characters than just the Allies or Axis powers???????!?!?!?!

3) The smut needs to no no.

Just... No.

"You moaned loudly as ________ thrusted into you."

Well what if I wasn't enjoying it, like there's gonna be times when you realize...

Fanfics? Are no where fucking near what real life experiences are.

4) Always so similar to one another.

Yep.

England is a British gentleman.

In almost every single fucking one.

Hnnnggg

5) It is a sappy fairytale.

Sadly, I'm gonna be the fucking Grinch when I say this,

"Not every relationship is going to be perfection."

Sure it can be nice to read about. But then your hopes are gonna skyrocket and well... Looks like you can't find the person of your dreams now. Oops.

BONUS!!!!
6) the reader is a damsel in distress/someone who has no fucking self confidence.

Not everyone has a lot of confidence...

But this bullshit about them saving a reader fron suicide?

Is just stupid.

Sorry, I'm brutally honest.

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