Russia.

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I love Russia. I think that he is a really interesting character that we haven't perfected writing about, yet.

TOP FIVE MOST CLICHÉ THINGS.

1) "Da?/!"

Russia does not say "Da" at the end of every fucking sentence.
So stop it. It's annoying.

2) "Become one with Mother Russia."

He has said it a few times. But not to everyone. Do you see him running to his sister (Belarus) screaming that?
No. So stfu.

3) Russia is a bully.

Do you realize that Russia has always been bullied?! He picks on a few nations, like America, but he is not a monster. He teases, he does not want to actually murder everyone. JFC.

4) Russia is introverted.

You serious bruh? Russia wants contact with other people! He wants friends.

5) Russia x China. RoChu.

K. I may not like this ship but I'm trying to not be bias.
AS HARD AS IT MAY BE TO BELIEVE TO YOU SHIPPERS?!
CHINA DOES NOT LIKE RUSSIA.
CHINA IS SCARED OF RUSSIA. HE HAS ACTUALLY TOLD RUSSIA THAT HE HATES HIM.

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