Wrong Number -Phan-

Day One

Unknown Number

I am never going up an escalator again. >:( I managed to fall up one and scrape my arm.Bloody hell!Maybe if you didn't tell me to hurry up and run,I wouldn't of fell.

+4463358825

I think that you have the wrong number but I hope that your okay.Escalators are evil,I don't trust them myself.But anyways,even if you did text the wrong person,you brightened up my day with your story.

Unknown Number

Oh...Oops..Wrong number..Sorry,I didn't realize.And brightened up your day?You cheeky git.Don't laugh at me pain :<

+4463358825

I couldn't help it,sorry.But you know what,I like you.Only because your as clumsy as me :D I'm Phil

Unknown Number

And I'm Dan.Nice to meet you.

Contact names changed

Phil

Just curious,how old are you?I'm 23 :)

Dan

Your an old man compared to me :D I'm 19.

Dan

I've got to go soon,I have a class in university.So if you wanna talk about anything,do it quick.

Phil

Your at university?Cool.I was thinking about going there but then I stopped myself.The reason was because that would be way too much effort.More effort that Philly wants to do.

Dan

First of all,same.Second of all,Philly?Really?Your making nick names for yourself.

Phil

That's not a nickname of mine....My nick name is......wait for it......THOR!! >:)

Dan

I am officially blocking you.

Phil

Noooooooo

Phil

Don't leave me.

Phil

Danny!

Dan

Don't you dare call me Danny or I'll find where you live and slit your throat when you sleep -jking.

Phil

I am now scared of you :< I'll get my plants to protect me.

Dan

Plants?I don't think that a few flowers will protect you /Philly/

Phil

Actually I may have 4 cactus's,5 random leaf plants and 2 flowers.And they all have names! :)

Dan

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Contact Name Changed

Dan

I changed your contact name >:)

Crazy Plant Man

What to?

Dan

Crazy Plant Man

Crazy Plant Man

That's more accurate tbh.Suits me XD

Dan

I've got to go now.Talk later? :/

Crazy Plant Man

Yep,we'll talk later.Ttyl.

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Dan

Back! :)

Crazy Plant Man

Yay!I'm currently in a typical London Starbucks.

Dan

I love Starbucks...And wait...You live in London too!Yay

Crazy Plant Man

Maybe one day we could get coffee together :)

Dan

Idk.Should I trust the man with 3 cactus's to meet up with me?You might stab me with one or kidnap me.

Crazy Plant Man

I have 4 cactus's actually

Dan

That's not the point

Crazy Plant Man

Then how can I trust someone who falls up escalators to even carry a coffee?You might fall over and spill it all over me. :/

Dan

Shut up you spork.

Crazy Plant Man

Never!!!!Hehehehehehe!!......Wait?Did you just call me a spork?

Dan

Maybe >:)

Crazy Plant Man

Not a very good insult.

Dan

Do you know what is a good insult? >:)

Crazy Plant Man

What? :/

Dan

Your mam!

Crazy Plant Man

And I thought I was the one who makes bad jokes.But nvm.I found someone who is much worse (That's you btw)

Dan

Oi!

Dan

You git.Don't be rude

Crazy Plant Man

Hehehe

Crazy Plant Man

I've got to go soon.I'm going to the movies and I'll be home late.

Dan

Aww.When can you text me? :(

Crazy Plant Man

Tomorrow morning,if I don't sleep in.

Dan

Okay then.Enjoy your movie :) Talk to you tomorrow

Crazy Plant Man

Talk to you tomorrow :D