I Just Been Bleached (Bleach Fanfiction)

Chapter 1: Misfortune

The name is Whitney, before you ask yes I was named after the singer Whitney Houston. You won't believe how many people asks me that question.

Anyhow, I have a fascinating story to tell.

A few days ago, I was your average freshman college student. I doubled majored in biochemistry and healthcare admission with a minor in business. I had high hopes of graduating with honors, and finding a well-paying job to support myself. Maybe even get marry and have two kids, and live in a house near the ocean.

You know, the American dream.

I had already gone through my years of teenage problems; the hormones, the acne, the rebellious state, and my favorite high school. I was moving on with my life in which I was very happy about that. So, if the other day I was nineteen, could someone please tell me why I'm fourteen again?

Oh, and that wasn't even the worse part, no that was just the cake waiting for the icing.

I'm in the Bleach universe. This is not one of my corny jokes either. My jokes are much more lamer and subtle.

No, I was not joking, I am seriously inside of bleach.

Imagine the shock I was in when I found out. My mouth was gaped open and I chocked on a fly that thought it would be cute to land inside of my mouth.

Let me recap, the last thing I remember was watching a television show about the theories of alternative universes. The theories intrigued me, but I didn't pay the show any mind. I went from watching TV in my dorm room to being sucked into a portal. Who knew the discovery channel could be so soul sucking?

That was a joke, lame and subtle.

When I first woke up, I was standing in a white room with a man's who face I couldn't see. He was wearing a cloak that covered his body and face completely. He went on about how I was destiny to live in this universe, and help save it alongside Ichigo Kurosaki.

He spoke slow and mundane but I remember his last words as they continued to reply in my mind.

"Farewell, and be careful guardian."

Guardian of who or what?

Before I could ask everything had went black and hole open behind me. It was a bird-eye view of  a town, and not just any time--Karakura town. I had watched bleach many of time to know how the town looks. I did not have to to gawk since I was being pulled through the hole in the sky

I fell through the sky and ended up somewhere in Karakura town. I knew I was falling, but by the time I hit the ground I had passed out.  When I woke up, I was in the clinic, and not just any clinic---- Ichigo's dad clinic---- he and Karin had found me and took me back to check on my injuries.

You should have seen my face when I first saw Isshin Kurosaki, he was even more funny and cooler in person.  

He and Karin helped nurse me back to health, over the past two days. I had sustain little injury from the fall, but he wanted to make sure I did not hit my head from wherever I had fallen.

Yet, he did not ask any question about how and where did I fall. He just smiled, patted my head, and told me to get some sleep.

But I couldn't sleep, I was still in shock!

Here I was laying in Kurosaki's clinic on a bed, fourteen again, homeless, no family and stuck in Bleach.

Yes, life was just peachy.

"Hey, you hungry?" Karin asks, snapping me from my thoughts. I turned to see the younger sister of Ichigo walking towards me with a food tray.

She laid it down gently in front of me; I looked at the raven hair girl as she did. Karin was always one of my favorite girl characters from bleach, I think it had a lot to do with the fact she reminded me of myself.