Apology to La Pittura Characters

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Dear readers,

does this contain spoilers... um... yeah.

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Dear creator of Hetalia: Axis Powers,

I'm sorry I made Italy a female. xD He's just so girly its hard for me not to imagine him that way.

from: Author of La Pittura

Dear Germany,

I'm sorry for the following items. I'm sorry that you cannot remember any of your childhood. I'm so very sorry you think you are gay because you fell in love with a guy who is a girl. (Yeah, I don't understand it either, hang in there, buddy!) I'm sorry your only/best friends with an overly polite old man and... Italy. xD I'm sorry you have passed out at work. I'm sorry France makes you mad and that America likes meddling in your business. Actually, it's kind of cute. :3 Also, I'm sorry you haven't given Italy a rose that smelled like pasta and was the color of the Italian flag. As awesome as that would be... its not humanly possible.

Your loving author and adoring fan,

a Gerita fan...

Dear Italy,

  So... buddy.... friend... amico... er... I'm really sorry about..... your uh... problems. First of all, I'm sorry you're clumsy and basically useless except for bringing a smile to your friend's faces. I'm sorry that the love of your life abandoned you. (Or did he...? >.>) I'm sorry about the pact you made that prevented you from falling in love supposedly. FAILURE. Oh, and one more thing: You're adorable and I want to hug you. :3

Your loving author and hug-buddy,

IWISHIWASITALIAN D:

Dear Romano,

When I first started writing in your point of view, I thought it was probably one of the most difficult piece of writing ever. We are polar opposites. It is difficult for me to get inside your funny little head, but I guess I can understand you more (maybe even grow to like you...?) You have been an eye-opening experience and a challenge for me, and for that I'd like to thank you and apologize for you seeming like a bad guy. You're not really a bad person you're just...

um...

Anyways, your loving author and mortal frenemy,

I still wish I was Italian..

Dear Japan,

sorry I made you sick. It was not my idea. Blame Bree-chan.

Your loving author/ evil person,

Raneko_chan

Dear Austria,

You are wuss, hard to write for because you HAVE NO STINKIN' PERSONALITY D:< so I do not apologize for anything but making you look extraordinarily lazy. Ha! >:3

Your loving author,

Raneko_Chan

Dear America,

I. love. your. character. I'm proud to live in you. (hmm, that sounds weird...) XD

Your loving author, Raneko_chan

Dear anyone else I'm forgetting,

er, sorry random blonde twin of America, I seem to have forgotten your name...

Dear fans,

Sorry I scared you with Chapter four.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES!!! *muahahaha*

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