(Carrying on from last chapter, "ask namjoon")
well-grown jimin: hey, rap hoe
rap 원해 money: the fuck u want
well-grown jimin: don't talk to me like that
well-grown jimin: I bought you a coffee (* >ω<)
rap 원해 money: proof?
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rap 원해 money: it's R-A-P monster...
well-grown jimin: not D-A-N-C-E monster, we know
well-grown jimin: appreciate it rat
v neck: wow that's 3 coffees you owe him
rap 원해 money: wow that's 3 cyphers you weren't in
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jungshook: yes, hello police?
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yes thiff iff polithe thungkook reporthing thfor thuty :Y/N
jungshook: wow
v neck: how are u today Y/N?
good, wby? :Y/N
jungshook: he's fine thank you
suga-r free: I saw jungkook and v communicate so I came as fast as I could
suga-r free: This is Suga reporting
can I change the channel :Y/N
suga-r free: hey, not nice (｡•́︿•̀｡)
I'm sorry, continue :Y/N
suga-r free: our first story is...
suga-r free: jin getting handsomer by the day, or just a government scam?
mistress jin: no scam
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mistress jin: (✿' ꒳ ' )
suga-r free: next story, j-hope and suga dating?????
suga-r free: wait who wrote that
you? :Y/N
j-hoe: wait what
jungshook: guys use protection
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j-hoe:（＊〇□〇）......！
suga-r free: moving on..
suga-r free: no more to report goodbye
j-hoe: sadly
j-hoe: what about the story that I'm beautiful
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I agree :Y/N
mistress jin: how is it that he is so handsome even in that ugly photo?
j-hoe: I learn from the best（●'∀｀）ノ♡
mistress jin: aww ♡'･ᴗ･'♡
suga-r free: stop it
j-hoe: (๑′°︿°๑)
suga-r free: okay, okay
v neck: MOM MOM MOMMAE
mistress jin: tae that is NOT a song you should be listening to at your age, go to your room
v neck: yes eomma（；へ：）
v is dead :Y/N
rap 원해 money: R.I.P.
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter I coughed up
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Fanfiction[changed cover bc why not] no smut, sorry horny fans ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʙᴏʏꜱ
