Deer diary, When I was 10 weeks I said good bye to doggeh mommy but I don't like her she licked me to much and I just hated her so dis big man was like bye bye ur going to a new home and I'm like yay I don't like you so den this girl named (this is a fake name) called Samantha and I kissed cuz I love her she put me in a black car the black car was scary but I'm brave so yah, den she stopped and let me pee it was nice I like peeing. So den she put me back in and I fell asleep cuz I was tired and I still love her den when I woke up I was in dis big place called home I guess I love home home is pretty and has food which is amazing. Den dis other doggeh came I don't liek her but the humans ship us I dunt knu why den she bit be and dis man put me on back not fun. Let's get to the crying part Kawaii (not real name) started crying so I licked her. And I sleep.
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Dis is fetus me as the humans wood say
Deer diary,
Dis is me when I'm 1 month old I went on walk, walk is fun.
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Deer diary, I'm 2 munths old and dere is a black box (suitcase) and it's scary I bark and bark it no move I'm scared, the next day it's gone and so is Samantha I think it ate her I'm sad I will never see her again atleest Kawaii lives with me I'm happy but I luv Samantha more.
Deer diary, I'm 6 munths now and I went on walk I met another doggeh dat doggeh and me r friends
