Running from Madness (Collab w/ RubyWrath)

II

Maybe I'll come back later... I slowly walked away meeting Wendy,who also had come down for food. "Um...Wendy, Now's not really a good time...how about we go out to eat!" I said grabbing the child.

"BYE EVERYONE!! I'M TAKING WENDY OUT FOR BREAKFAST!"

Zeref POV

Ah blood, my old 'friend' "My head hurts" I mumbled.Igneel was still standing over me with the weapon..."Calm down,"I said, I don't think it worked, "I just bought a fairy costume.I wanted to put Wendy in it and have her deliver flowers, chocolates,and a note to Mavis so I could ask her out!"

"Oh..."Igneel said lowering the dangerous weapon. "Fine, you can borrow her, but help me clean this up first." he said gesturing to the blood he splattered everywhere. "WHAT!" I screamed "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BASHED MY SKULL IN WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

This is when Natsu decided to dance over to me, "ZEREF! EVERYBODY'S CRAZY!!" He shouted in my ear, jumping up and down on my hand,breaking Every. Single. Bone. "AAAH! NATSU GET THE FUDGE OFF MY HAND!!" I had to be polite. He's still just a kid,even if he is currently Breaking. My. Bones.

"There's fudge on your hand?" Natsu asked...still standing on my injured appendage. "Where is it? Can I eat it?"

"NO!!THERE'S NO FUDGE ON MY HAND!!-"

"Why did you lie to me?" He said breaking out in tears. Igneel raised his weapon...

"I didn't mean to Natsu! Just please get off of my hand!" I cried."The bones are completely crushed! It REALLY hurts!"

"Oh!I'm sorry!" He said quickly jumping off my hand. I quickly removed it from the area of danger, aka the floor, and ran upstairs to my room to hide for the next 10 minutes while I healed...My hand was in REALLY bad shape! It hurt A LOT!

After I was done healing my injuries from breakfast I came downstairs...thankfully they had already cleaned the kitchen. Now they were sitting at the table actually eating.

"Hi sweetie, are you feeling better?" Grandine asked me.

"Yeah,still kinda sore, but it's just ghost pains." They all looked at me questioningly. I sighed, "When I'm hurt, the pain is the same as with anyone else, But once it's healed it will frequently still hurt for a while, even though the damage is healed." They nodded and continued eating, except for Natsu. He ran up to me and hugged me.

"I'm really sorry I crushed your hand." He said, "Here, you can have my pancakes!" He's giving me his food? He must feel really bad.

"It's okay Natsu. I'm fine, I just needed you to get off of it. It's not a problem anymore, okay?" I said, kneeling down to hug my younger brother. I then got my own plate of food and began eating.

{Timeskip1 hour}

Mavis POV

I hope they've reclaimed their sanity. I really don't think Wendy needs to see that sort of stuff. I said walking through the front door. "We're home!" I shouted, I was greeted by a black flash. Zeref? He took Wendy and ran upstairs...What's going on here...maybe Natsu was right...Everybody is crazy. I shook my head as I walked into my room.

Zeref POV

I grabbed Wendy as soon as she and Mavis returned, and took her up to my room. I got out the fairy costume and handed it to her. "Here,this is for you, put it on." I said.

"Why,big brother Zeref?" She asked tilting her head.

"I want you to dress up as a fairy and deliver flowers and chocolates to Mavis." I replied, as though this were completely normal.