Running from Madness (Collab w/ RubyWrath)

II

Natsu POV

Apple...I want an apple...there is an apple there, I want that apple. "Gimme the apple." I said to the the boy sitting next to me.

"Um...sure..."He said, staring at me weirdly. "I'm Sting. What's your name?"He handed me the apple.

I ate the apple...Oh wait! He asked me a question, "M Nushu." I said my mouth full.

"Huh?"He asked confused.

I swallowed, "I'm Natsu, Natsu Dragneel." I grinned at him.

Zeref POV

Mavis as a girlfriend...it sounds nice. 'Mavis Dragneel: Destroyer of Hearts' because all the other guys would be so jealous of my perfect girlfriend...wait she'd be my wife by then. (Ruby fangirls) That'sit, I have decided, I WILL ASK MAVIS OUT ON A DATE!! (Ruby fangirls as while making wedding rings, humming the bridal march with occasional squeal solos*)

I walk over to Mavis. I get scared. I run from Mavis. Let's see, this is the most important mission of my life. I must do it right, flowers, chocolate, and a magical fairy to deliver it. First things first, The fairy costume. I spent the rest of the rest of the night on eBay looking at fairy costumes, and I found the perfect one, that would fit Wendy perfectly. I ordered it with next day shipping. Then went to sleep.

In the morning, I heard the doorbell ring. The fairy costume had arrived, I collected it and hid it in my room. Then I went to find Grandine to see if I could borrow Wendy. She was in the kitchen making breakfast.

"Hey,Grandine-"

"Mom."She interrupted

"Ok,Mother-"

"No,Mom." She interrupted again

"Ok Mom-"

"Actually,Mommy," I could hear Igneel laughing his head off behind me.

"Ok...Mommy..." It feels so wrong "Can I borrow Wendy to turn her into a fairy so that she can help me ask Mavis out on a date?"

Grandine POV

"Can I borrow Wendy to ......... help me ask Mavis out on a date."*joins Ruby in fangirling corner*

"Of course you can sweetie!"

Ignee lPOV

"Can I borrow Wendy to turn her into a fairy..."

"WHAT KIND OF INHUMANE EXPERIMENTS ARE YOU GOING TO PERFORM ON MY DAUGHTER YOU INSANE CREATION OF INSANITY?!!"

Natsu POV

...What just happened? Is Zeref evil, or is dad crazy? I know mom's crazy...so maybe dad's crazy too...or we're all crazy. Yeah that'sit! We're all crazy. I ran through the kitchen declaring my discovery.

"EVERYONE'S CRAZY!!! Mommy Everybody's crazy"

Zeref POV

It doesn't actually sound out of place when he says it...now what is actually happening here? Oh dear...Igneel has the baseball bat again...

I turn to answer the raging father, but before I could he hit me over the head with the bat...there was blood everywhere, it hurt a bit too. I fell unconscious.

Mavis POV

I went downstairs to the kitchen to get breakfast, but what I found there was not edible...Grandine was in the corner squealing something about OTP'S and Zervis. Igneel was standing over Zeref's unconscious body, blood everywhere ranting about experiments, and Natsu was screaming "Everybody's crazy!! Mommy, Daddy, Everybody's crazy!!" while running circles around his injured brother.