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Good...
Morning?
Afternoon?
Evening?
Night?

Whatever time it is I hope it's good.

I hope you didn't expect this to be a story or anything because it's really not.

Yes , it may include stories ( dreams or fantasies ) but this is not a story book.

This book was created so I can share my thoughts, fantasies and dreams.

This book will also include contest entries, funny pictures and other shit that might miraculously appear in here.

Fu Fu Fu

I'm Mao.
Your friendly perverted Cinnamon Roll.
I
will steal your Yaoi.
I
will steal your food.
I
will steal your anime.

I
will steal your Suga and your Jungkook.
I
will steal your Hinata and your Oikawa.
I
will steal your Viktor and your Yurio.
I
will steal your innocence.

Because I'm a Kleptomaniac.
- Fact -

Time for...

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION!

Follow Me On Other Social Medias Like :

Twitter - @mIlkS_maO
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Instagram - @mao.will.milk.you
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Tumblr - @maogotmilk

I don't do shit on those accounts so don't expect stuff, except Instagram, I think I'll be posting soon.

Some EXTRA Tips :

I'm always on the phone when using Wattpad unless stated otherwise.

I'm a lazy fuck so don't expect me to vote/comment on stories much or reply to messages/comments straight away unless I decide to for some reason.

I use a cool font which is set on my phone so the text on my phone is most likely different to yours. This obviously results in some characters on the phone to look completely different to yours, probably looking weird to you in the aftermath.

SEE YOU LATER

did i mention i am a dirty minded little shit?
oh, and this book will include some smut.
and some fanart.
oikawa x iwa-chan fanart.
is it bad i don't know their ship name?
shit.

there'll be fucking yuri on ice porn on here too.
not real porn please don't shoot me Wattpad.
yurio everywhere.
fucking yurio man.
he be tsuki 2.0
poor yurio.
#prayforyurio
viktor x yuri is the gayest ship I have seen for a long time.
i fucking love it.
i will make that ship sail with my own sweaty hands.

shōjo manga is like a drug to me.
feed me yamamori mika.
tsubaki-chou lonely planet is my current fav.
UPDATE.
IM WAITING YAMAMORI MIKA.
IM FUCKING WAITING.
*VICIOUSLY CHEWS ON PHONE*
after the depression daytime shooting-star caused me i was happy to see a story where the older man and the teenager really get to be together.
i hope.
#teamsatsuki
sensei stole my heart.
fight me mamura fangirls.
i'll bite off your fucking toes.

this literally could've been in one entire separate post but shit.
too late now.
my real bye.