(Gaster Sans X Reader)
You chuckled at the small human dying in front of you. You hear the police. You sigh and raise your hands. You wanted to go to the insane asylum. Not like anything would change you there anyway. You get in the car, and you are of course, sent to the insane asylum. As they slap you for what seemed like the 100 time, they push you the ground and start to kick you. This was your training everyday. You couldn't feel pain. You pretended to cry. "I want to go home!" You start laughing and they put a hand on your shoulder. You flip them over. You shrug. "You expect me to go down that easy huh?" You wink. "Not happening pal." You smile. Their eye twitches. Your smile turns into an insane grin. "Not today friend." They automatically tried to attack you. You dodged by moving to the side. They pulled out a gun and you saw a knife in their pocket. You roll your eyes and close them. When you opened your eyes, you had a crazed grin on your face. You start laughing. They try to shoot you, but no bullets came out. They stupidly turned around. So vulnerable. You grabbed the knife and hid it in your sleeve. They turned around and once again tried to shoot you. But it was faced away from you and towards them. And so, they shot themselves. So after that, you decide to try boxing. Yeah, nobody wanted to fight you anymore. You started eating less, even though you got pretty healthy food. Yet, it was extremely nasty. You would find some egg yolks still in the scrambled eggs. You chuckled at the thought. It was weird how you could remember some things. Not everything. You mostly just remembered unimportant things. You laugh as you heard guards run into the room. "Really now?" You asked smiling slightly. To be honest they didn't seem to notice you. "I just want to be noticed! I only crave your gaze.." They still didn't look. "Damn this is what it feels like to be ignored." You growl. "Why the hell won't you notice me?! What does it take?!" You shout. Then, a skeleton walked into the room. He snapped his fingers. Then the humans, or what seemed to be humans, ran out of the room.
You glared at him. "I was handling it." He smirks. "Didn't seen like it." You roll your eyes. "I was too handling it." He rolled his eyes. "Sure." You mumble something incoherent. "What was that?" You smirk and shrug. "Nothing." You mumble something I German. "Dummkopf." He looks at you. "What?" You shrug. "Like I said, nothing." He pulls out a cigar. You scoff. "Wow. A skeleton smoking. Cool." You said sarcastically. He growls. "Shut it with your smart mouth." You smiled. "Make me." He glared at you with a hard gaze and he rolled his eyes. "I would, but you'd be dead." You smile. "Sure I would." He grabs you by the front of the shirt. "Say that again. I dare you." You smile. "Sure I would be dead." You gave him a challenging smirk. "How about a deal?" He drops you to the ground. "A deal hm?" He took his cigar, dropped it on the ground, and squished it with his boot. "Yeah, a deal." He sighed. "Okay, but what is the deal anyways?" You smile. "Okay, so the deal is," You see a camera. You motion for him to come closer. "If I win, you go on a date with me. If I loose, you get to leave me to rot. And then there. It's a win loose situation." He taps his chin. "Fine. Deal." And you had a feeling he was gonna loose. You shook his hand. "So, when does the deal start?" He asks you. "Tomorrow, 4 pm sharp." He nods. "See you then." He walked to the door. "Your gonna loose." You smirk "Don't get cocky skeleton." He chuckled and shook his head as he closed the door. You notice your back in your cell. 'Back in the cell. That's okay. I'll be free soon.' You start laughing to yourself as you started to rock back and forth. "I'm never getting out of here. What am I saying.." You sob and wipe a tear. You laugh again. "No, I won't get out of here at all!" You shout to yourself. You frown. "It's sink or swim." You smirk. "And he'll loose." You sigh. "Tomorrow at 4 pm sharp. Okay."
It was 4 pm sharp. The time of you seeing G Sans again. Maybe even the last time. You look at Sans. "If I loose, this will be probably be the last time you see me." You said sighing. He nods. "So, what are we doing exactly? You didn't really tell me." He said rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. "A battle." His eyes go dark. "Oh, a battle.." He smirks. "Okay." You laugh and shook your head. "Shut up and fight me smiley trash bag." He glares at you, before shooting bones from below you. You quickly jumped to the side. You smirk. "Nice one G." "du wirst verlieren." He growled. "What?" You chuckle and shook your head. "Dummkopf.." He smirks. "Du bist dumm." You laugh. "I could tell you the same!" "Jag slår vad om du inte förstår." He tilted his head. "What?" You smile. "Аз също говорят български."He gives you a confused look. "Ik spreek een heleboel talen." "¡Hola! Mi nombre es (y/n)." He rolls his eyes. "¿Quieres unos huevos?" You smirk "¿Por lo menos bro español?" He shook his head. "Speak Inglés." You shrug. "Okay." You smile. "German, Swedish, Spanish and Bulgarian." You bow. "Shall we battle?" He smirks. "Yeah we should battle." Your eyebrows arose at the sight in front of you. He was starting off with another bone attack. You launch yourself at him. He fell to the ground. He sighs. "That wasn't fair, I didn't expect you to tackle me like that." You laugh. "Well, as they say, 'it happens, it happens'." He rolled his eyes. "Yeah right." You smile. "So, how about that date?" He rolled his eyes. "Fine. I'll take you up on that offer." You laughed your classic, insane, laughter. Your emotions changed rather quickly. "Good choice." And so, you two went on that date. Nobody was hurt again in the process.
Fin.
(Yeh yeh! I'm done. If you want a part two, I'll think about it.)
